1 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:01,180 A DIGITAL SCREAM LOST 2 00:00:01,190 --> 00:00:03,190 IN THE STATIC GLOW 3 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:05,590 A THOUSAND FORMS THAT 4 00:00:06,161 --> 00:00:08,161 HAVE NOWHERE TO GO 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,950 YOU'RE IN THE QUEUE 6 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,890 PLEASE HOLD THE LINE 7 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:14,336 WE'LL PROCESS YOUR DESPAIR 8 00:00:14,346 --> 00:00:15,239 IN THREE TO FIVE 9 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,249 BUSINESS DAYS TIME 10 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,610 I CLICKED REPORT AND 11 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:23,217 THE PORTAL SPUN 12 00:00:23,227 --> 00:00:24,011 A LABYRINTH OF CAPTCHAS 13 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:25,025 ONE BY ONE 14 00:00:25,035 --> 00:00:26,078 I PASTED THE THREATS 15 00:00:26,088 --> 00:00:27,276 THE SUICIDE BAIT 16 00:00:27,286 --> 00:00:27,860 THE PHOTOS OF MY 17 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:28,482 CHILDREN THAT THE 18 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:29,810 PLATFORM LET INCUBATE 19 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:30,382 THEY SENT A BOT 20 00:00:30,392 --> 00:00:31,559 WITH A HOLLOW SMILE 21 00:00:31,569 --> 00:00:32,377 YOUR SAFETY'S OUR PRIORITY 22 00:00:32,387 --> 00:00:33,372 STAY FOR A WHILE 23 00:00:33,382 --> 00:00:34,218 THEN CLOSED THE TICKET 24 00:00:34,228 --> 00:00:35,281 ZERO HUMAN EYES 25 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:36,371 A TEMPLATE HEART CARVED 26 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,149 FROM BUREAUCRATIC LIES 27 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:39,122 CLICK THE SQUARES THAT 28 00:00:39,132 --> 00:00:40,550 HOLD A TRAFFIC LIGHT 29 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,068 PROVE YOU'RE NOT 30 00:00:41,078 --> 00:00:41,757 A ROBOT SCREAMING 31 00:00:41,767 --> 00:00:42,760 IN THE NIGHT 32 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:43,755 WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE 33 00:00:43,765 --> 00:00:45,342 THE SYSTEM'S GRAND DESIGN 34 00:00:45,352 --> 00:00:46,118 FILL OUT FORM A-38 35 00:00:46,128 --> 00:00:46,697 TO PROVE YOU'RE 36 00:00:46,707 --> 00:00:47,268 NOT A SWINE 37 00:00:47,278 --> 00:00:48,203 WE'LL PUNISH YOU FOR 38 00:00:48,213 --> 00:00:48,880 SHOUTING GIVE THE 39 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:49,670 ABUSER A NOD 40 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,170 THIS IS THE 41 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,010 KAFKAESQUE MACHINE WHERE 42 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:51,880 LOGIC GETS UNPLUGGED 43 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:52,517 ROUND AND ROUND 44 00:00:52,527 --> 00:00:53,101 THE PHANTOM LOOP 45 00:00:53,111 --> 00:00:54,330 THE EVIDENCE ERASED 46 00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:54,865 YOUR TRAUMA IS 47 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:55,462 A METRIC THAT 48 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,472 WE'VE CAREFULLY MISPLACED 49 00:00:57,589 --> 00:00:58,780 SPINNING WHEEL SPINNING 50 00:00:58,790 --> 00:00:59,889 WHEEL THE SYSTEM 51 00:00:59,899 --> 00:01:00,410 EATS THE REAL 52 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:01,199 YOUR PANIC IS A 53 00:01:01,209 --> 00:01:01,982 DATA POINT YOUR 54 00:01:01,992 --> 00:01:03,030 SANITY IT STEALS 55 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:03,530 I GOT A 56 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:04,030 STRIKE FOR SAYING 57 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:04,749 STOP THE PAIN 58 00:01:04,759 --> 00:01:05,385 THE HARASSERS GOT A 59 00:01:05,395 --> 00:01:05,988 MUTE THEN THEY 60 00:01:05,998 --> 00:01:06,940 CAME BACK AGAIN 61 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:07,797 TRUST AND SAFETY THANKED 62 00:01:07,807 --> 00:01:08,414 ME THEN THEY SCRUBBED 63 00:01:08,424 --> 00:01:09,287 THE OLD REPORT 64 00:01:09,297 --> 00:01:09,787 NOW THEY CLAIM THE 65 00:01:09,797 --> 00:01:10,648 SCREENSHOTS I SENT WERE 66 00:01:10,658 --> 00:01:12,029 OF THE WRONG SORT 67 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:12,982 THE AI MODERATOR FLAGGED 68 00:01:12,992 --> 00:01:14,249 MY CRY FOR HELP 69 00:01:14,259 --> 00:01:15,240 WHILE DEFAMATION BLOOMED LIKE 70 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,416 A POISONOUS KELP 71 00:01:16,426 --> 00:01:17,226 AN EMAIL ARRIVED WE 72 00:01:17,236 --> 00:01:18,248 FOUND NO VIOLATION 73 00:01:18,258 --> 00:01:18,846 SIGNED BY A 74 00:01:18,856 --> 00:01:19,356 BOT WITH A 75 00:01:19,366 --> 00:01:20,470 FAKE COMPASSION ANIMATION 76 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,190 FILL THE FIELD RE-TYPE 77 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,070 THE TWISTED WORD 78 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,235 THE HELP DESK BOT 79 00:01:24,245 --> 00:01:25,508 JUST CHIRPED REPORT ABSURD 80 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:26,834 WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE 81 00:01:26,844 --> 00:01:28,443 THE SYSTEM'S GRAND DESIGN 82 00:01:28,453 --> 00:01:29,256 FILL OUT FORM A-38 83 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:29,877 TO PROVE YOU'RE 84 00:01:29,887 --> 00:01:30,524 NOT A SWINE 85 00:01:30,534 --> 00:01:31,306 WE'LL PUNISH YOU FOR 86 00:01:31,316 --> 00:01:31,983 SHOUTING GIVE THE 87 00:01:31,993 --> 00:01:32,758 ABUSER A NOD 88 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:33,537 THIS IS THE 89 00:01:33,547 --> 00:01:34,210 KAFKAESQUE MACHINE WHERE 90 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,479 LOGIC GETS UNPLUGGED 91 00:01:35,489 --> 00:01:35,979 ROUND AND ROUND 92 00:01:35,989 --> 00:01:36,479 THE PHANTOM LOOP 93 00:01:36,489 --> 00:01:37,539 THE EVIDENCE ERASED 94 00:01:37,549 --> 00:01:38,055 YOUR TRAUMA IS 95 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:38,646 A METRIC THAT 96 00:01:38,656 --> 00:01:39,699 WE'VE CAREFULLY MISPLACED 97 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:41,137 I DIALED THE REGULATOR 98 00:01:41,147 --> 00:01:42,112 GOT A WELLNESS REFERRAL 99 00:01:42,122 --> 00:01:42,792 WE SEE THIS 100 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:43,380 IS HARD HERE'S 101 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:44,759 A COUNSELING BROCHURE 102 00:01:44,769 --> 00:01:45,589 THE DOXXING SITE STAYED 103 00:01:45,599 --> 00:01:46,290 UP THE SLANDER 104 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,230 CLIMBED THE SEARCH 105 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:47,805 THE OMBUDSMAN SENT 106 00:01:47,815 --> 00:01:48,721 A SURVEY RATING 107 00:01:48,731 --> 00:01:49,459 THEIR OWN WORTH 108 00:01:49,469 --> 00:01:50,570 GHOST MODERATORS SHIFTING 109 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:51,750 GOALPOSTS WITH GLEE 110 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,255 YOUR TICKET IS 111 00:01:52,265 --> 00:01:52,936 RESOLVED NOW HOW 112 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:53,530 DID WE DO 113 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:54,179 FIVE STARS FOR THE 114 00:01:54,189 --> 00:01:55,330 VOID THE PERFECT ABSURDITY 115 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:56,500 THE BOT SAYS WE 116 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:58,190 UNDERSTAND YOU'RE UPSET 117 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:58,690 THE BOT SAYS 118 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:59,258 WE TAKE THIS 119 00:01:59,268 --> 00:02:00,431 SERIOUSLY YOU BET 120 00:02:00,441 --> 00:02:01,330 THE BOT SAYS YOUR 121 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:02,370 CASE HAS BEEN ESCALATED 122 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:03,183 THEN SILENCE THE 123 00:02:03,193 --> 00:02:04,359 ALGORITHM CALCULATED 124 00:02:04,369 --> 00:02:04,950 YOU'RE THE PRODUCT YOU'RE 125 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:05,704 THE PROBLEM YOU'RE THE 126 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:06,392 ONE THEY'LL REPRESS 127 00:02:06,402 --> 00:02:07,564 THE ABUSER'S STILL POSTING 128 00:02:07,574 --> 00:02:08,490 YOUR CHILDREN'S STILL POSTED 129 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,350 AND THE HELP DESK 130 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,261 SENDS A QUESTIONNAIRE 131 00:02:10,271 --> 00:02:11,080 HOW'S YOUR STRESS 132 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:11,989 UPLOAD THE PROOF THE 133 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,050 FILE'S TOO LARGE DENIED 134 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,399 THE REVIEW'S BEEN REINSTATED 135 00:02:14,409 --> 00:02:15,453 WELCOME BACK INSIDE 136 00:02:15,463 --> 00:02:17,205 WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE 137 00:02:17,215 --> 00:02:18,580 THE SYSTEM'S GRAND DESIGN 138 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:19,645 FILL OUT FORM A-38 139 00:02:19,655 --> 00:02:20,250 TO PROVE YOU'RE 140 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,146 NOT A SWINE 141 00:02:21,156 --> 00:02:21,720 WE'LL PUNISH YOU FOR 142 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:22,416 SHOUTING GIVE THE 143 00:02:22,426 --> 00:02:23,446 ABUSER A NOD 144 00:02:23,456 --> 00:02:23,946 THIS IS THE 145 00:02:23,956 --> 00:02:24,600 KAFKAESQUE MACHINE WHERE 146 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:25,850 LOGIC GETS UNPLUGGED 147 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:26,350 ROUND AND ROUND 148 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:26,850 THE PHANTOM LOOP 149 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:27,920 THE EVIDENCE ERASED 150 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:28,454 YOUR TRAUMA IS 151 00:02:28,464 --> 00:02:29,034 A METRIC THAT 152 00:02:29,044 --> 00:02:31,044 WE'VE CAREFULLY MISPLACED 153 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:32,534 YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT 154 00:02:32,544 --> 00:02:33,575 PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD 155 00:02:33,585 --> 00:02:34,725 THIS MAZE HAS NO 156 00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:35,434 MINOTAUR JUST A 157 00:02:35,444 --> 00:02:36,265 PASSWORD YOU'RE TOLD 158 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:37,190 TO ENTER THE NEXT 159 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,820 ROOM OF IDENTICAL DOORS 160 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:39,390 WHERE JUSTICE IS A 161 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:39,929 PIXEL ON THE 162 00:02:39,939 --> 00:02:40,690 SCREEN THAT IGNORES 163 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,944 AND THE FINAL FORM 164 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:42,950 ASKS DID YOU FIND 165 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,781 WHAT YOU NEED 166 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:45,382 AND THE ONLY BUTTON 167 00:02:45,392 --> 00:02:47,392 LEFT IS I AGREE