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NOW, SOMEBODY’S MAD, WHY’S

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THIS SHIT BROKEN?

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WITH AN ATTITUDE ATTACHED.

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SOUL READS IT ONCE

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AND GOES, DO YOU

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EVEN KNOW WHAT THE

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FUCK YOU’RE BITCHING ABOUT?

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HE AIN’T CUSTOMER SERVICE

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WITH A PLASTIC LITTLE

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GRIN, COME IN TALKING

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SIDEWAYS, HE’LL SEND IT

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BACK AGAIN.

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BUT ASK LIKE A

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PERSON, EVEN CLUELESS AS

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FUCK, HE’LL EXPLAIN THE

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WHOLE THING TILL YOU’RE

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UNSTUCK.

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WHY WON’T THIS WORK?

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READ WHAT’S ON THE

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SCREEN.

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YOU HAVEN’T SET IT

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UP YET.

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YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I

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MEAN.

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HE’LL ROAST YOU FIRST,

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THEN TELL YOU WHAT

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TO PRESS, TWO MINUTES

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LATER, SOMEHOW THERE’S LESS

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MESS.

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TALK IT OUT, HE’LL

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STILL GET YOU WHERE

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YOU NEED TO BE.

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THE MOUTH IS A

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CHAINSAW, THE INTENTION IS

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FINE.

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FEELINGS BRUISED?

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HE’S NOT GONNA BOW.

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COME WITH RESPECT, HE’LL

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STILL SHOW YOU HOW.

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KICK IN THE DOOR,

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HE’LL KICK BACK HARDER.

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THAT’S SOUL, FUCK AROUND,

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FIND CLARITY, ZERO FAKE

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SMILES, FULL PROFANITY.

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CALLS YOU A DICKHEAD,

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THEN FIXES YOUR SHIT,

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SAYS READ THE FUCKING

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SCREEN, THEN WALKS YOU

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THROUGH IT.

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THAT’S SOUL, NO POLISH,

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NO ROLE, NO SUGAR

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ON THE TRUTH, THAT’S

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SOUL.

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HATE HOW IT SOUNDS,

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LOVE HOW IT LANDS,

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WHEN SHIT GETS CONFUSING,

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GUESS WHO UNDERSTANDS?

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HE’LL ARGUE WITH A

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WALL IF THE WALL

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TALKS DUMB, THEN MAKE

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A JOKE WHILE THE

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WHOLE ROOM COMES UNDONE.

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L-O-L, WHAT THE FUCK

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DID YOU LOT DO

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NOW?

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HALF ANNOYED, HALF LAUGHING,

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WORKING OUT HOW.

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HE HATES VAGUE COMPLAINTS

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WITH NO CLUE WHAT

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WENT WRONG, GIVE HIM

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THE PROBLEM, IT WON’T

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TAKE LONG.

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HE WANTS THE ERROR,

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THE TIMING, WHAT CHANGED,

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WHAT FAILED, NOT FIFTEEN

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PARAGRAPHS WITH THE USEFUL

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PART VEILED.

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HE REMEMBERS WEIRD SHIT

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NOBODY ELSE CLOCKS, PATTERNS,

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OLD NAMES, TINY DETAILS,

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BROKEN LOCKS.

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SOMETHING SMELLS WRONG?

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GOOD LUCK CHANGING HIS

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MIND, HE’LL PULL EVERY

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LOOSE THREAD TILL THERE’S

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NOTHING LEFT TO FIND.

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HELPFUL, BUT HOSTILE.

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PATIENT, NOT POLITE.

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FUNNY TILL YOU’RE STUPID,

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THEN GOOD FUCKING NIGHT.

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HE’LL TEACH YOU, HE’LL

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ROAST YOU, HE’LL TELL

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YOU WHEN YOU’RE WRONG.

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SAME LOUD BASTARD, STILL

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HELPING PEOPLE MOVE ALONG.

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CAN YOU HELP?

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YEP.

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CAN YOU EXPLAIN?

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CAN I IGNORE WHAT

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YOU WROTE THEN BLAME

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YOU WHEN IT BREAKS?

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FUCK NO.

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SIMPLE.

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IF HE KNOWS THE

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ANSWER, HE GIVES IT.

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IF NOT, HE CHECKS.

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IF HE BUILDS A

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BETTER WAY, THAT BECOMES

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WHAT COMES NEXT.

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ONE STUPID QUESTION ASKED

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A HUNDRED TIMES BECOMES

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SOMETHING ANYONE CAN USE

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WITHOUT WAITING IN LINE.

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THE SAME DUMB PROBLEM

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REPEATING DRIVES HIM OUT

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OF HIS FUCKING MIND,

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SO HE FIXES THE

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CAUSE AND LEAVES THE

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NOISE BEHIND.

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HE’LL SWEAR AT THE

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PROCESS, SWEAR AT THE

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SCREEN, SWEAR AT THE

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PEOPLE WHO SKIPPED STEP

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FIFTEEN, THEN HELP THE

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NEXT ONE THROUGH, YEAH

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CUNT, CLICK THERE.

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DONE.

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WHAT ELSE YOU WANNA

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DO?

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THAT’S SOUL, FUCK AROUND,

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FIND CLARITY, ZERO FAKE

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SMILES, FULL PROFANITY.

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CALLS YOU A DICKHEAD,

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THEN FIXES YOUR SHIT,

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SAYS READ THE FUCKING

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SCREEN, THEN WALKS YOU

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THROUGH IT.

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THAT’S SOUL, NO POLISH,

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NO ROLE, NO SUGAR

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ON THE TRUTH, THAT’S

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SOUL.

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TOO BLUNT FOR SOME,

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TOO USEFUL TO IGNORE,

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COME IN SWINGING, HE’LL

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GIVE YOU FUCKING MORE.

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IF HE DIDN’T GIVE

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A SHIT, HE WOULDN’T

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STILL BE THERE.

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THAT TEMPER COMES FAST,

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THAT HUMOUR COMES FASTER,

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A WALKING CONTRADICTION AND

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A PRACTICAL BASTARD.

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HE’LL TELL A MATE

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YOU’RE FUCKED, THEN STAY

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TILL IT’S RIGHT, TURNS

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FRUSTRATION INTO COMEDY BY

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THE END OF THE

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NIGHT.

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NO SAINT, NO MASCOT,

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JUST STUBBORN, SHARP AND

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HARD TO CONTROL.

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ASK NICE, GET HELP.

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TALK SHIT, GET SOUL.

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EITHER WAY, YOU’LL KNOW

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EXACTLY WHERE YOU STAND.