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ALRIGHT STORY TIME LISTEN

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CLOSE HERE'S THE GIST

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A BUSINESS GOT

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DRAGGED AND THE

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SYSTEMS DID THIS

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I WAS WORKING ON

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MY BOT MINDING

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MY OWN LANE

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TILL A SMEAR WENT

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LIVE AND IT STUCK

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LIKE A STAIN

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SO I PINGED THE

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PLATFORM LIKE HEY

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THAT'S NOT COOL

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THEY SENT A SHINY

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LINK TO A

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LIST OF RULES

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I CLICKED ONE

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TAB THEN ANOTHER

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THEN A THIRD

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FILLED THE SAME

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SAD FORM IN

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POLITE LITTLE WORDS

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THEY SAID WE'LL LOOK

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INTO IT SOUNDED NEAT

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THEN THE POST STAYED

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UP LIKE IT PAID

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RENT ON MY STREET

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I TRIED REDDIT

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FIRST THIRTY-SEVEN REPORTS

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IN A ROW

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SEVEN-OH-SIX DAYS LATER STILL

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PUTTING ON A SHOW

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THEN FACEBOOK NINE POSTS

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SIX-THREE-FOUR DAYS ON DISPLAY

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ONE-OH-SEVEN PLUS FLAGS AND

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THEY STILL HIT DELAY

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TRUSTPILOT FIFTEEN REVIEWS

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THREE-FOUR-FIVE DAYS SEEN

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FOUR-FOUR-THREE EMAILS DEEP STILL

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ONE ON THE SCREEN

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DISCORD TICKETS THIRTEEN PLUS

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NOW HERE'S THE TWIST

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SOMEHOW I'M THE PROBLEM

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FOR SURVIVING THIS

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SO WELCOME TO

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MY QUEUE WELCOME

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TO MY LIFE

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WHERE SAFETY IS A

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SLOGAN AND THE HARM

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IS A KNIFE

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THEY TELL YOU

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KEEP REPORTING THEN

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THEY NEVER ARRIVE

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AND YOU LEARN TO

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KEEP RECEIPTS JUST

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TO FEEL ALIVE

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I'M NOT HERE

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TO CRY I'M

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HERE TO EXPLAIN

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HOW DOING NOTHING TURNS

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DAMAGE INTO A CHAIN

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IF YOU'VE GOT LEGAL

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POWER AND YOU'VE

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GOT AN HOUR

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I NEED A

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LAWYER TO FINISH

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THE FINAL HOUR

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NOW LET ME BREAK

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IT DOWN IN

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THE FRIENDLIEST WAY

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BECAUSE DAMAGES DON'T

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VANISH JUST BECAUSE

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THEY SAY OKAY

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BASELINE JAN TO

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AUG ONE-SIX-THREE-FOUR POINT

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FOUR-ONE A MONTH

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THEN THE PILE-ON HIT

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AND THE REVENUE SLUMPED

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ACCRUED LOST REVENUE

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ONE-EIGHT-NINE-SIX POINT ZERO-FOUR

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SPECIAL DAMAGES MODERATE

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ONE-OH-NINE NINE-ONE-TWO

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MITIGATION HOURS ONE-ZERO-FOUR-ZERO THAT'S

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TIME IN THE DRAIN

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SWEAT EQUITY THREE-FOUR-HUNDRED HOURS

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UP TO FOUR-FOUR-TWO GRAND

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IN THE FRAME

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SERVERS DIPPED FROM ONE-SEVENTY

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PEAK DOWN TO EIGHT-NINE

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EIGHTY-ONE GONE YEAH THAT'S

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REAL THAT'S MINE

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MONTHLY ECOSYSTEM BLEED

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TWO-FOUR-FOUR-EIGHT POINT SIX-THREE

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ANNUAL TWO-NINE-THREE-EIGHT-THREE AND THEY

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CALL IT FINE SEE

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ESAFETY SHRUGGED ACCC TOSSED

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A HOTLINE AND LEFT

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AND I'M STILL HERE

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STILL LOGGING STILL

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DOING IT MYSELF

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SO NOW I'M AT

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THE PART WHERE THE

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FORMS DON'T HELP

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WHERE THE ONLY

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DOOR LEFT IS

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THE COURT SHELF

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I'VE BUILT THE CHRONOLOGY

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EXHIBITS IN STACKS

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I JUST NEED

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COUNSEL TO TRANSLATE

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FACTS INTO ACTS

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NOT FOR REVENGE NOT

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FOR THEATRE NOT

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A LOUD SPREE

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FOR ACCOUNTABILITY FOR CLEANUP

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FOR MY NAME

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BACK TO ME

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SO WELCOME TO

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MY QUEUE WELCOME

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TO MY LIFE

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WHERE SAFETY IS A

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SLOGAN AND THE HARM

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IS A KNIFE

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THEY TELL YOU

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KEEP REPORTING THEN

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THEY NEVER ARRIVE

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AND YOU LEARN TO

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KEEP RECEIPTS JUST

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TO FEEL ALIVE

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I'M NOT HERE

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TO CRY I'M

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HERE TO EXPLAIN

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HOW DOING NOTHING TURNS

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DAMAGE INTO A CHAIN

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IF YOU'VE GOT LEGAL

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POWER AND YOU'VE

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GOT AN HOUR

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I NEED A

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LAWYER TO FINISH

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THE FINAL HOUR

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SO IF YOU CAN

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TAKE THE CASE THE

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REST OF THE WAY

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CALL ME COUNSEL

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AND REPRESENT ME