1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,820 THEY SAID CASE CLOSED 2 00:00:00,830 --> 00:00:02,394 I SAID COOL STORY 3 00:00:02,404 --> 00:00:03,225 NOW WATCH ME OPEN 4 00:00:03,235 --> 00:00:04,517 THE SPREADSHEET OF MISERY 5 00:00:04,527 --> 00:00:05,647 GUESS WHO'S BACK 6 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:06,805 WITH ANOTHER BATCH 7 00:00:06,815 --> 00:00:07,958 ANOTHER FORM ANOTHER 8 00:00:07,968 --> 00:00:09,390 NO BREACH MISMATCH 9 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:09,890 I HIT REPORT 10 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,310 THEY HIT SNOOZE 11 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:11,810 I BRING PROOF 12 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:12,331 THEY BRING TERMS 13 00:00:12,341 --> 00:00:13,033 YOU SHOULD USE 14 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:14,005 REDDIT KEPT IT UP 15 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,292 SEVEN-OH-SIX DAYS STRAIGHT 16 00:00:15,302 --> 00:00:16,618 LIKE MODERATION'S ON VACATION 17 00:00:16,628 --> 00:00:17,870 WITH A LATE CHECKMATE 18 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,434 FACEBOOK NINE POSTS SIX-THREE-FOUR 19 00:00:19,444 --> 00:00:20,642 DAYS ON DISPLAY 20 00:00:20,652 --> 00:00:21,770 ONE-OH-SEVEN PLUS REPORTS STILL 21 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,290 WORKING ON IT OKAY 22 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:23,790 TRUSTPILOT RAN THE 23 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,470 LOOP FIFTEEN REVIEWS 24 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,739 IN THE PIT 25 00:00:25,749 --> 00:00:26,957 FOUR-FOUR-THREE EMAILS DEEP STILL 26 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:27,950 ONE WON'T QUIT 27 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,050 DISCORD TICKETS THIRTEEN PLUS 28 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:30,130 AND THE PUNCHLINE'S WILD 29 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:30,732 THE VICTIM GETS 30 00:00:30,742 --> 00:00:31,410 FLAGGED WHILE THE 31 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:32,310 POISON GETS FILED 32 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,130 I'M NOT DRAMATIC 33 00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:33,810 I'M DOING MATH 34 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:34,490 THIS IS HARM WITH 35 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:35,323 A PAPER PATH 36 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,513 NOW LOOK PLATFORMS ACT 37 00:00:36,523 --> 00:00:37,230 TOUGH TILL THE 38 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,504 RECEIPTS GET LOUD 39 00:00:38,514 --> 00:00:39,195 THEN THEY VANISH 40 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,308 LIKE HELPDESKS HIDING 41 00:00:40,318 --> 00:00:41,000 IN A CLOUD 42 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:41,550 THEY KEEP SAYING 43 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,408 WE'RE REVIEWING LIKE 44 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:43,240 THAT'S A SPELL 45 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,467 WHILE MY REVENUE DROPS 46 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:45,117 AND MY SLEEP 47 00:00:45,127 --> 00:00:45,770 GOES TO HELL 48 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:46,460 SO HERE'S THE 49 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:47,237 DAMAGES YEAH I'M 50 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,043 NAMING THE COST 51 00:00:48,053 --> 00:00:49,235 NOT FEELINGS NOT 52 00:00:49,245 --> 00:00:50,330 VIBES JUST TIME 53 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:51,420 THAT GOT LOST 54 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:52,218 YOU WANT A NUMBER 55 00:00:52,228 --> 00:00:53,630 I'VE GOT A FEW 56 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,240 AND THEY ALL SAY 57 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,332 YOU FAILED WHAT YOU 58 00:00:55,342 --> 00:00:57,010 SAID YOU'D DO 59 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:57,790 BASELINE STABLE JAN TO 60 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,497 AUG ONE-SIX-THREE-FOUR POINT 61 00:00:59,507 --> 00:01:00,569 FOUR-ONE A MONTH 62 00:01:00,579 --> 00:01:01,310 THEN THE DOWNTURN 63 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,075 HIT AND IT 64 00:01:02,085 --> 00:01:02,900 DIDN'T JUST GRUNT 65 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:04,910 ACCRUED LOST REVENUE ONE-EIGHT-NINE-SIX 66 00:01:05,553 --> 00:01:06,690 POINT ZERO-FOUR SEEN 67 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,290 SPECIAL DAMAGES MODERATE CALL 68 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,300 IT ONE-OH-NINE NINE-ONE-TWO 69 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:12,761 MITIGATION HOURS ONE-ZERO-FOUR-ZERO THAT'S 70 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:14,050 WORK YOU DON'T UNDO 71 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,770 SWEAT EQUITY THREE-FOUR-HUNDRED HOURS 72 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:16,490 ON THE CLOCK 73 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:17,277 VALUE UP TO 74 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:18,239 FOUR-FOUR-TWO GRAND THAT'S 75 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:19,510 NOT A TIKTOK 76 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,320 GOODWILL GOT BRUISED 77 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,570 PARTNERSHIPS FELL THROUGH 78 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:22,712 LATE TWENTY-TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY 79 00:01:22,722 --> 00:01:24,050 GRAND EVAPORATED TOO 80 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,580 PEAK ONE-SEVENTY SERVERS THEN 81 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:26,520 DOWN TO EIGHT-NINE 82 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:27,543 EIGHTY-ONE GONE TELL 83 00:01:27,553 --> 00:01:28,310 ME THAT'S FINE 84 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,320 MONTHLY ECOSYSTEM BLEED 85 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:31,726 TWO-FOUR-FOUR-EIGHT POINT SIX-THREE 86 00:01:31,736 --> 00:01:33,736 ANNUAL TWO-NINE-THREE-EIGHT-THREE THANKS 87 00:01:33,947 --> 00:01:35,150 FOR THE SAFETY 88 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,270 AND ESAFETY NOT OUR 89 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,548 LANE BLINK AND GONE 90 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:38,803 ACCC HANDS A 91 00:01:38,813 --> 00:01:39,600 HOTLINE THEN WASHES 92 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:40,570 HANDS MOVES ON 93 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:41,230 SO I'M DOING THE 94 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,067 ONLY THING THAT STILL 95 00:01:42,077 --> 00:01:42,857 WORKS FOR ME 96 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:44,433 TURNING IGNORED INTO LIABILITY 97 00:01:44,443 --> 00:01:45,510 BEAT BY BEAT 98 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,725 NOW LOOK PLATFORMS ACT 99 00:01:46,735 --> 00:01:47,700 TOUGH TILL THE 100 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:48,770 RECEIPTS GET LOUD 101 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:49,530 THEN THEY VANISH 102 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:50,645 LIKE HELPDESKS HIDING 103 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:51,290 IN A CLOUD 104 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:51,912 THEY KEEP SAYING 105 00:01:51,922 --> 00:01:52,813 WE'RE REVIEWING LIKE 106 00:01:52,823 --> 00:01:53,723 THAT'S A SPELL 107 00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:54,818 WHILE MY REVENUE DROPS 108 00:01:54,828 --> 00:01:55,502 AND MY SLEEP 109 00:01:55,512 --> 00:01:56,117 GOES TO HELL 110 00:01:56,127 --> 00:01:56,803 SO HERE'S THE 111 00:01:56,813 --> 00:01:57,650 DAMAGES YEAH I'M 112 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:58,473 NAMING THE COST 113 00:01:58,483 --> 00:01:59,675 NOT FEELINGS NOT 114 00:01:59,685 --> 00:02:00,766 VIBES JUST TIME 115 00:02:00,776 --> 00:02:01,806 THAT GOT LOST 116 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:02,587 YOU WANT A NUMBER 117 00:02:02,597 --> 00:02:04,026 I'VE GOT A FEW 118 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:04,674 AND THEY ALL SAY 119 00:02:04,684 --> 00:02:05,759 YOU FAILED WHAT YOU 120 00:02:05,769 --> 00:02:06,820 SAID YOU'D DO 121 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:08,180 CLOSE MY TICKET AGAIN 122 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:09,486 I'LL OPEN IT TWICE 123 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,367 I'VE GOT THE BUNDLE 124 00:02:11,377 --> 00:02:13,377 I'VE GOT THE PRICE