1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,660 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 2 00:00:02,660 --> 00:00:06,180 HERE HE FUCKING COMES AGAIN. 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:10,080 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,500 MAKING ENEMIES WITH “YEP.” 5 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,157 YOU ASK A QUESTION, 6 00:00:15,157 --> 00:00:16,400 HE SAYS “SURE,” 7 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,417 NOW SOMEHOW THAT SOUNDS 8 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,180 LIKE A WAR. 9 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:19,090 NO LITTLE HEART, 10 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:20,000 NO SMILEY FACE, 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,074 JUST FOUR COLD WORDS 12 00:00:21,074 --> 00:00:21,880 DROPPED INTO PLACE. 13 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,780 YOU READ IT TWICE: 14 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,680 “THE FUCK’D I DO?” 15 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:24,810 MEANWHILE SOUL IS 16 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:25,640 LAUGHING AT YOU. 17 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:26,750 NOT BECAUSE YOU 18 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:27,860 FUCKED UP BAD, 19 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:28,870 BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW 20 00:00:28,870 --> 00:00:29,880 THINK HE’S MAD. 21 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,640 EVERY MESSAGE HAS THAT GLARE, 22 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,440 EVEN WHEN THERE’S NOTHING THERE. 23 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,330 SOUL’S NOT ANGRY, 24 00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:35,220 SOUL’S NOT BLUE, 25 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,294 HE JUST TYPES LIKE 26 00:00:36,294 --> 00:00:37,100 “FUCK YOU TOO.” 27 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,940 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 28 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:39,850 WHAT A FUCKING 29 00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:40,760 CUNT IN TEXT. 30 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,620 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 31 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:44,520 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT COMES NEXT. 32 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,320 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 33 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,180 RESTING BITCHFACE THROUGH THE SCREEN. 34 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:49,472 SOUNDS LIKE HE’S ABOUT 35 00:00:49,472 --> 00:00:50,440 TO MURDER YOU, 36 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,400 MEANS EXACTLY WHAT IT SEEMS- 37 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,233 WAIT, NO! 38 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:54,900 HE’S JUST TYPING NORMALLY! 39 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:55,394 HEY! 40 00:00:55,394 --> 00:00:55,887 HEY! 41 00:00:55,887 --> 00:00:57,860 WHY YOU MAD TODAY? 42 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,900 “I’M NOT.” 43 00:00:58,900 --> 00:00:59,285 HEY! 44 00:00:59,285 --> 00:00:59,670 HEY! 45 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:00,825 WHY’D YOU TYPE 46 00:01:00,825 --> 00:01:01,980 IT THAT WAY? 47 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,053 “I DIDN’T.” 48 00:01:03,053 --> 00:01:04,760 SHORT REPLY, FULL ATTACK, 49 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,870 EVERYBODY FUCKING PANIC 50 00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:06,980 IN THE CHAT. 51 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:07,990 SOUL SAYS “MATE, 52 00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:09,000 I’M DOING FINE,” 53 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,320 HE’S GOT RESTING BITCHFACE ONLINE. 54 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,440 “CAN YOU CHECK THIS?” 55 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:12,920 “YEAH.” 56 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,560 OH SHIT. 57 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,540 NOW SOMEBODY THINKS 58 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,520 HE’S LOST IT. 59 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,400 “LOOKS ALRIGHT.” 60 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,280 JESUS CHRIST, 61 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,190 WHY’D THAT SOUND 62 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:19,100 LIKE TERRIBLE ADVICE? 63 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:20,920 EVERY FULL STOP FEELS AGGRESSIVE, 64 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,880 EVERY ANSWER SOUNDS POSSESSIVE. 65 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,540 NO EMOTION, CLEAN AND QUICK, 66 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,360 ACCIDENTALLY SOUNDS LIKE A DICK. 67 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,674 HE’S SITTING BACK WITH 68 00:01:27,674 --> 00:01:28,660 A STUPID GRIN, 69 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:29,610 WHILE SOMEONE THINKS 70 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:30,560 THEY’VE OFFENDED HIM. 71 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,612 TYPING “NO WORRIES” CALM 72 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:32,400 AS CAN BE, 73 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,452 SOMEHOW IT READS LIKE 74 00:01:33,452 --> 00:01:34,240 “DON’T FUCKING SPEAK.” 75 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,020 EVERY SENTENCE HITS TOO HARD, 76 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:37,010 LIKE A VERBAL 77 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:38,000 FUCKING WARNING CARD. 78 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,760 BUT BEHIND THE HOSTILE-LOOKING PROSE, 79 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,620 SOUL’S PROBABLY LAUGHING-NOBODY KNOWS. 80 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:47,120 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 81 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,050 WHAT A FUCKING 82 00:01:48,050 --> 00:01:48,980 CUNT IN TEXT. 83 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,820 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 84 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,680 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT COMES NEXT. 85 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,500 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 86 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,380 RESTING BITCHFACE THROUGH THE SCREEN. 87 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:57,614 SOUNDS LIKE HE’S ABOUT 88 00:01:57,614 --> 00:01:58,540 TO MURDER YOU, 89 00:01:58,540 --> 00:01:59,683 WHILE HE’S LAUGHING LIKE 90 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:00,540 A FUCKING FIEND. 91 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:01,460 “ARE YOU PISSED?” 92 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,060 NO. 93 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,240 “DID I FUCK UP?” 94 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:03,880 NO. 95 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,000 “YOU SEEM ANGRY.” 96 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,740 NO. 97 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:06,460 “YOU SURE?” 98 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:06,960 YES- 99 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,440 FUCK! 100 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,360 NOW I’M FUCKING ANGRY! 101 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,140 CLICK-CLICK, TYPE-TYPE, 102 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,520 SOUL CAN START A FIGHT 103 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,620 WITHOUT INTENDING ANYTHING 104 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,160 BY WRITING “YEAH, ALRIGHT.” 105 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,500 CLICK-CLICK, SEND-SEND, 106 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,340 HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN. 107 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,580 EVERYONE READS RAGE 108 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:22,820 BETWEEN THE LINES, 109 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:24,363 SOUL’S JUST HAVING A 110 00:02:24,363 --> 00:02:25,520 LOVELY FUCKING TIME. 111 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,520 HE DOESN’T NEED A PARAGRAPH, 112 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,660 DOESN’T NEED TO SOFTEN CRAP. 113 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:30,480 ASK HIM STRAIGHT, 114 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:31,300 HE ANSWERS STRAIGHT, 115 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:32,443 THEN YOU SPEND AN 116 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:33,300 HOUR DECODING “MATE.” 117 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,560 ONE-WORD ANSWER, NUCLEAR TONE, 118 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,400 ABSOLUTE MENACE ON THE PHONE. 119 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,330 FACE IS SMILING, 120 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:39,260 TEXT SAYS DOOM, 121 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,060 RESTING BITCHFACE FILLS THE ROOM. 122 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:41,760 MAYBE ADD A 123 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,460 “LOL” OR TWO? 124 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:43,390 NAH, THAT SHIT AIN’T 125 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:44,320 WHAT SOUL WOULD DO. 126 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,380 IF YOU NEED EMOTIONAL CLUES, 127 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:47,180 YOU PICKED THE WRONG 128 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:47,980 CUNT TO MESSAGE, DUDE. 129 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:48,910 NO HIDDEN RAGE, 130 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:49,840 NO SECRET FIGHT, 131 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,820 NO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SHIT TONIGHT. 132 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:52,769 IF SOUL IS ANGRY, 133 00:02:52,769 --> 00:02:53,480 TRUST THIS FACT: 134 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,430 YOU WON’T HAVE TO 135 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:55,380 FUCKING GUESS FROM CHAT. 136 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:57,220 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 137 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:57,870 WHAT A FUCKING 138 00:02:57,870 --> 00:02:58,520 CUNT IN TEXT. 139 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:00,540 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 140 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,540 STILL NOBODY KNOWS 141 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:02,540 WHAT COMES NEXT. 142 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:04,540 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 143 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:06,540 RESTING BITCHFACE COMING THROUGH. 144 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:07,540 IF HIS MESSAGE SOUNDS 145 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,540 LIKE “FUCK OFF, MATE,” 146 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:09,683 THERE’S A DECENT CHANCE 147 00:03:09,683 --> 00:03:10,540 HE LIKES YOU. 148 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:11,740 “ARE WE GOOD?” 149 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:12,140 YEP. 150 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:12,540 “SERIOUSLY?” 151 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:12,940 YEP. 152 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:14,540 “YOU STILL SOUND PISSED.” 153 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,540 FOR FUCK’S SAKE.