1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:01,640 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 2 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,019 HERE HE FUCKING COMES AGAIN. 3 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,400 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 4 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,800 MAKING ENEMIES WITH “YEP.” 5 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:06,920 YOU ASK A QUESTION, 6 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:07,540 HE SAYS “SURE,” 7 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,520 NOW SOMEHOW THAT SOUNDS 8 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:08,840 LIKE A WAR. 9 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:09,685 NO LITTLE HEART, 10 00:00:09,685 --> 00:00:11,200 NO SMILEY FACE, 11 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:12,500 JUST FOUR COLD WORDS 12 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,700 DROPPED INTO PLACE. 13 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:14,540 YOU READ IT TWICE: 14 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,740 “THE FUCK’D I DO?” 15 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:18,290 MEANWHILE SOUL IS 16 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:19,380 LAUGHING AT YOU. 17 00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:20,485 NOT BECAUSE YOU 18 00:00:20,485 --> 00:00:21,740 FUCKED UP BAD, 19 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,180 BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW 20 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,740 THINK HE’S MAD. 21 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,340 EVERY MESSAGE HAS THAT GLARE, 22 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,140 EVEN WHEN THERE’S NOTHING THERE. 23 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,240 SOUL’S NOT ANGRY, 24 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,160 SOUL’S NOT BLUE, 25 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:34,420 HE JUST TYPES LIKE 26 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:35,520 “FUCK YOU TOO.” 27 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:37,740 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 28 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:38,440 WHAT A FUCKING 29 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,160 CUNT IN TEXT. 30 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,500 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 31 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:41,960 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT COMES NEXT. 32 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,300 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 33 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,700 RESTING BITCHFACE THROUGH THE SCREEN. 34 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,640 SOUNDS LIKE HE’S ABOUT 35 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,450 TO MURDER YOU, 36 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:47,860 MEANS EXACTLY WHAT IT SEEMS- 37 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,480 WAIT, NO! 38 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,720 HE’S JUST TYPING NORMALLY! 39 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,220 HEY! 40 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:50,600 HEY! 41 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:51,860 WHY YOU MAD TODAY? 42 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:52,640 “I’M NOT.” 43 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,020 HEY! 44 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:53,360 HEY! 45 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,005 WHY’D YOU TYPE 46 00:00:54,005 --> 00:00:54,620 IT THAT WAY? 47 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:55,580 “I DIDN’T.” 48 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:58,160 SHORT REPLY, FULL ATTACK, 49 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,550 EVERYBODY FUCKING PANIC 50 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:00,420 IN THE CHAT. 51 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:02,485 SOUL SAYS “MATE, 52 00:01:02,485 --> 00:01:03,760 I’M DOING FINE,” 53 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,280 HE’S GOT RESTING BITCHFACE ONLINE. 54 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,440 “CAN YOU CHECK THIS?” 55 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:09,780 “YEAH.” 56 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:10,760 OH SHIT. 57 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,285 NOW SOMEBODY THINKS 58 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:13,240 HE’S LOST IT. 59 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,000 “LOOKS ALRIGHT.” 60 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:14,830 JESUS CHRIST, 61 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:15,700 WHY’D THAT SOUND 62 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,720 LIKE TERRIBLE ADVICE? 63 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:18,040 EVERY FULL STOP FEELS AGGRESSIVE, 64 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:19,520 EVERY ANSWER SOUNDS POSSESSIVE. 65 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,720 NO EMOTION, CLEAN AND QUICK, 66 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,020 ACCIDENTALLY SOUNDS LIKE A DICK. 67 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:25,640 HE’S SITTING BACK WITH 68 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,700 A STUPID GRIN, 69 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,150 WHILE SOMEONE THINKS 70 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:29,500 THEY’VE OFFENDED HIM. 71 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,260 TYPING “NO WORRIES” CALM 72 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:32,900 AS CAN BE, 73 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,100 SOMEHOW IT READS LIKE 74 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,320 “DON’T FUCKING SPEAK.” 75 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,180 EVERY SENTENCE HITS TOO HARD, 76 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,350 LIKE A VERBAL 77 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:40,960 FUCKING WARNING CARD. 78 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,513 BUT BEHIND THE HOSTILE-LOOKING PROSE, 79 00:01:43,513 --> 00:01:48,040 SOUL’S PROBABLY LAUGHING-NOBODY KNOWS. 80 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:52,780 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 81 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:53,550 WHAT A FUCKING 82 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:54,180 CUNT IN TEXT. 83 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,560 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 84 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,020 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT COMES NEXT. 85 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:58,300 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 86 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,720 RESTING BITCHFACE THROUGH THE SCREEN. 87 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:00,640 SOUNDS LIKE HE’S ABOUT 88 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,540 TO MURDER YOU, 89 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,140 WHILE HE’S LAUGHING LIKE 90 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:04,320 A FUCKING FIEND. 91 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,440 “ARE YOU PISSED?” 92 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,100 NO. 93 00:02:07,479 --> 00:02:08,460 “DID I FUCK UP?” 94 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:09,000 NO. 95 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,020 “YOU SEEM ANGRY.” 96 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:10,460 NO. 97 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,060 “YOU SURE?” 98 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:11,780 YES- 99 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:12,560 FUCK! 100 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:15,040 NOW I’M FUCKING ANGRY! 101 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,740 CLICK-CLICK, TYPE-TYPE, 102 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:18,800 SOUL CAN START A FIGHT 103 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:20,225 WITHOUT INTENDING ANYTHING 104 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:21,540 BY WRITING “YEAH, ALRIGHT.” 105 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:23,320 CLICK-CLICK, SEND-SEND, 106 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:24,740 HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN. 107 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:25,740 EVERYONE READS RAGE 108 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:27,440 BETWEEN THE LINES, 109 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,420 SOUL’S JUST HAVING A 110 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:30,200 LOVELY FUCKING TIME. 111 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,180 HE DOESN’T NEED A PARAGRAPH, 112 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,780 DOESN’T NEED TO SOFTEN CRAP. 113 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:34,405 ASK HIM STRAIGHT, 114 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:35,140 HE ANSWERS STRAIGHT, 115 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:35,980 THEN YOU SPEND AN 116 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:36,900 HOUR DECODING “MATE.” 117 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,960 ONE-WORD ANSWER, NUCLEAR TONE, 118 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,320 ABSOLUTE MENACE ON THE PHONE. 119 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,750 FACE IS SMILING, 120 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:43,940 TEXT SAYS DOOM, 121 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,620 RESTING BITCHFACE FILLS THE ROOM. 122 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,425 MAYBE ADD A 123 00:02:48,425 --> 00:02:50,000 “LOL” OR TWO? 124 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,200 NAH, THAT SHIT AIN’T 125 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,320 WHAT SOUL WOULD DO. 126 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,770 IF YOU NEED EMOTIONAL CLUES, 127 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:56,315 YOU PICKED THE WRONG 128 00:02:56,315 --> 00:02:58,220 CUNT TO MESSAGE, DUDE. 129 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:00,010 NO HIDDEN RAGE, 130 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:01,180 NO SECRET FIGHT, 131 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,320 NO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SHIT TONIGHT. 132 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,460 IF SOUL IS ANGRY, 133 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,800 TRUST THIS FACT: 134 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:07,840 YOU WON’T HAVE TO 135 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,200 FUCKING GUESS FROM CHAT. 136 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,800 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 137 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,580 WHAT A FUCKING 138 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:18,200 CUNT IN TEXT. 139 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,288 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 140 00:03:19,288 --> 00:03:20,150 STILL NOBODY KNOWS 141 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,000 WHAT COMES NEXT. 142 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,340 SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, 143 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:23,780 RESTING BITCHFACE COMING THROUGH. 144 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:24,720 IF HIS MESSAGE SOUNDS 145 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,460 LIKE “FUCK OFF, MATE,” 146 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,500 THERE’S A DECENT CHANCE 147 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,280 HE LIKES YOU. 148 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,680 “ARE WE GOOD?” 149 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:29,320 YEP. 150 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,100 “SERIOUSLY?” 151 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,000 YEP. 152 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,620 “YOU STILL SOUND PISSED.” 153 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:33,900 FOR FUCK’S SAKE.