1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 YEAH ALRIGHT 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:02,930 LET ME TELL YOU 3 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:03,462 WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN 4 00:00:03,472 --> 00:00:04,890 THE INTERNET GETS BORED 5 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:06,900 AND PICKS A HOBBY 6 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:08,530 IT STARTED SMALL LIKE 7 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:09,678 WHO SAID WHAT IN 8 00:00:09,688 --> 00:00:10,890 A COMMENT SECTION 9 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:11,658 NOW IT'S GROWN INTO 10 00:00:11,668 --> 00:00:13,668 A FULL-TIME UNPAID INVESTIGATION 11 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,100 NEW PROFILE SAME VIBE 12 00:00:15,110 --> 00:00:16,370 SAME COPY-PASTE RAGE 13 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:17,090 SAME LITTLE GOTCHA 14 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:17,966 SCREENSHOT CROPPED THE 15 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:18,750 EXACT SAME WAY 16 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,348 THEY WEAR MY NAME 17 00:00:19,358 --> 00:00:20,168 LIKE A COSTUME FROM 18 00:00:20,178 --> 00:00:21,190 A BARGAIN BIN SHELF 19 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:21,998 THEN TALK IN MY 20 00:00:22,008 --> 00:00:22,945 VOICE LIKE THEY'RE RENTING 21 00:00:22,955 --> 00:00:23,590 OUT MY SELF 22 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,466 POST A LIE WATCH 23 00:00:24,476 --> 00:00:25,056 IT SPIN THEN 24 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,190 THEY ACT SURPRISED 25 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:26,870 WHEN IT LANDS ON 26 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,655 MY DOORSTEP WITH A 27 00:00:27,665 --> 00:00:28,390 FRESH SET OF EYES 28 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,265 I HIT REPORT LIKE 29 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:30,288 A DOORBELL HI YES 30 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,010 THIS IS REAL 31 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,123 PLATFORM SAYS WE HEAR 32 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:32,896 YOU THEN GOES BACK 33 00:00:32,906 --> 00:00:33,566 TO ITS MEAL 34 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:34,492 NEXT DAY SAME POST 35 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:35,110 BACK UP LIKE 36 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,142 IT'S DOING CARDIO 37 00:00:36,152 --> 00:00:37,368 DIFFERENT CAPTION SAME VENOM 38 00:00:37,378 --> 00:00:38,490 SAME LATE-NIGHT STUDIO 39 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:38,990 AND THE REVIEWS SHOW 40 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,490 UP RIGHT WHEN I'M 41 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:39,990 MINDING MY BUSINESS 42 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,490 NOT FEEDBACK NOT 43 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:40,990 HELP JUST A 44 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,390 MISSION TO DIMINISH 45 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:41,790 LIKE ONE STAR IS 46 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,190 A SPELL AND IF 47 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:42,590 THEY CAST IT ENOUGH 48 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:42,601 MY WHOLE LIFE 49 00:00:42,603 --> 00:00:42,604 JUST EVAPORATES AND 50 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:42,608 POOF I'M DONE 51 00:00:42,608 --> 00:00:42,609 THEY BE OUTTA MY 52 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:43,290 MIND OUTTA MY FEED 53 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,230 OUTTA THEIR LANE BUT 54 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,490 THEY STAY ON ME 55 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,588 TRYNA PRESS REPEAT ON 56 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:48,598 A RUMOR ALL WEEK 57 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:49,332 I'M LIKE COOL I'LL 58 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:50,230 JUST KEEP RECEIPTS 59 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,480 THEY BE OUTTA MY 60 00:00:51,490 --> 00:00:52,910 MIND OUTTA MY FEED 61 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:53,770 SAME OLD STORY IN 62 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:55,780 A BRAND-NEW SLEEVE 63 00:00:55,974 --> 00:00:56,742 IF YOU WANNA 64 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:57,890 PLAY LOUD BETTER 65 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:58,560 PLAY IT NEAT 66 00:00:58,570 --> 00:00:59,715 CAUSE I LOG 67 00:00:59,725 --> 00:01:00,990 WHAT YOU LEAK 68 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,249 THEN IT GETS WEIRD 69 00:01:02,259 --> 00:01:03,132 CAUSE ONLINE STARTS 70 00:01:03,142 --> 00:01:03,930 FEELING LIKE NEAR 71 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:04,430 WHEN THEY AIM AT 72 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,055 THE PEOPLE I LOVE 73 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:05,628 JUST TO POKE 74 00:01:05,638 --> 00:01:06,250 AT MY FEAR 75 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:07,350 DRAGGING HOME INTO IT 76 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,790 LIKE THAT'S NORMAL BEHAVIOR 77 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,980 LIKE HARASSMENT'S A 78 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:10,585 HOBBY AND I'M 79 00:01:10,595 --> 00:01:11,370 THEIR FAVORITE CREATOR 80 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:12,370 MEANWHILE I'M JUST 81 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,150 BUILDING MY THING 82 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,240 KEEPING LIGHTS ON 83 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:15,290 TRYING NOT TO LET 84 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,110 STRANGERS CHOOSE WHAT 85 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:16,750 MY LIFE'S ON 86 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,250 AND THE CYCLE 87 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:17,750 IS COMEDY DARK 88 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,250 KIND OF FUNNY 89 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:18,750 SUBMIT THE FORM PICK 90 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,192 A CATEGORY WAIT 91 00:01:19,202 --> 00:01:19,462 FOR OUR MONEY 92 00:01:19,472 --> 00:01:19,733 THEN SILENCE THEN 93 00:01:19,743 --> 00:01:20,003 PING THEN THE 94 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:20,503 SAME MESS RETURNS 95 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:20,634 LIKE A BAD SEQUEL 96 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:20,904 NOBODY ASKED FOR 97 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:21,174 STILL GETTING RERUNS 98 00:01:21,184 --> 00:01:21,535 SO I STARTED STACKING 99 00:01:21,545 --> 00:01:21,806 DATES LIKE A 100 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:22,166 DECK OF CARDS 101 00:01:22,176 --> 00:01:22,177 TIME STAMPS SCREENSHOTS 102 00:01:22,179 --> 00:01:22,616 FOLDERS LABELED PARTS 103 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:22,887 NOT CAUSE I'M 104 00:01:22,897 --> 00:01:23,157 OBSESSED I'M JUST 105 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:23,428 TIRED OF PRETEND 106 00:01:23,438 --> 00:01:23,788 WHEN THE TRUTH NEEDS 107 00:01:23,798 --> 00:01:24,148 A BACKUP TO SURVIVE 108 00:01:24,158 --> 00:01:24,419 TO THE END 109 00:01:24,429 --> 00:01:24,779 THEY BE OUTTA MY 110 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:25,140 MIND OUTTA MY FEED 111 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:25,640 OUTTA THEIR LANE BUT 112 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:26,140 THEY STAY ON ME 113 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:27,432 TRYNA PRESS REPEAT ON 114 00:01:27,442 --> 00:01:28,919 A RUMOR ALL WEEK 115 00:01:28,929 --> 00:01:29,960 I'M LIKE COOL I'LL 116 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:31,232 JUST KEEP RECEIPTS 117 00:01:31,242 --> 00:01:32,475 THEY BE OUTTA MY 118 00:01:32,485 --> 00:01:33,870 MIND OUTTA MY FEED 119 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,627 SAME OLD STORY IN 120 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:35,515 A BRAND-NEW SLEEVE 121 00:01:35,525 --> 00:01:36,015 IF YOU WANNA 122 00:01:36,025 --> 00:01:36,515 PLAY LOUD BETTER 123 00:01:36,525 --> 00:01:37,015 PLAY IT NEAT 124 00:01:37,025 --> 00:01:37,515 CAUSE I LOG 125 00:01:37,525 --> 00:01:38,015 WHAT YOU LEAK 126 00:01:38,025 --> 00:01:38,515 AND NOW THE SEARCH 127 00:01:38,525 --> 00:01:39,250 BOX TALKS LIKE IT 128 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:40,115 KNOWS MY LIFE 129 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:41,030 SUMMARIZES THE LOUDEST 130 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:41,830 LIE LIKE IT'S 131 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,725 NEUTRAL AND RIGHT 132 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:43,482 THAT'S THE PART THAT 133 00:01:43,492 --> 00:01:44,338 GETS ME NOT THE 134 00:01:44,348 --> 00:01:45,269 TROLLS IN THE CHAT 135 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,295 IT'S THE POLISHED LITTLE 136 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:47,038 ECHO THAT PRETENDS 137 00:01:47,048 --> 00:01:47,765 IT'S A FACT 138 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,610 SO I KEEP IT 139 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:49,516 ALL STRAIGHT EVERY 140 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,450 TURN EVERY THREAD 141 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:51,250 IF THE WORLD WANTS 142 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:51,970 A STORY IT CAN 143 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,980 READ WHAT THEY SAID 144 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:57,952 THEY BE OUTTA MY 145 00:01:57,962 --> 00:01:59,796 MIND OUTTA MY FEED 146 00:01:59,806 --> 00:02:00,835 OUTTA THEIR LANE BUT 147 00:02:00,845 --> 00:02:01,850 THEY STAY ON ME 148 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,220 TRYNA PRESS REPEAT ON 149 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,536 A RUMOR ALL WEEK 150 00:02:04,546 --> 00:02:05,730 I'M LIKE COOL I'LL 151 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:07,070 JUST KEEP RECEIPTS 152 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,230 THEY BE OUTTA MY 153 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,538 MIND OUTTA MY FEED 154 00:02:09,548 --> 00:02:10,410 SAME OLD STORY IN 155 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:10,937 A BRAND-NEW SLEEVE 156 00:02:10,947 --> 00:02:11,437 IF YOU WANNA 157 00:02:11,447 --> 00:02:11,937 PLAY LOUD BETTER 158 00:02:11,947 --> 00:02:12,437 PLAY IT NEAT 159 00:02:12,447 --> 00:02:12,937 CAUSE I LOG 160 00:02:12,947 --> 00:02:13,437 WHAT YOU LEAK 161 00:02:13,447 --> 00:02:13,937 SO SCROLL IF 162 00:02:13,947 --> 00:02:14,655 YOU WANT LAUGH 163 00:02:14,665 --> 00:02:15,590 IF YOU WANT 164 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,646 BUT IF YOU EVER 165 00:02:16,656 --> 00:02:18,330 ASK WHY I DOCUMENT 166 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,183 IT AIN'T FOR CLOUT 167 00:02:20,193 --> 00:02:20,990 IT'S CAUSE THE TRUTH 168 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 NEEDS SOMEWHERE TO LIVE