1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,390 NITRADO IS A CUNT 2 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,994 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS GOT 3 00:00:02,994 --> 00:00:04,331 DAYZ CONSOLE BY THE 4 00:00:04,331 --> 00:00:05,365 THROAT AND IT SHOWS 5 00:00:05,375 --> 00:00:06,499 ONE HAND ON THE 6 00:00:06,509 --> 00:00:07,510 SERVER LIST ONE HAND 7 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,621 ON THE FEE TAKE 8 00:00:08,621 --> 00:00:09,541 IT OR LEAVE IT 9 00:00:09,541 --> 00:00:10,352 MATE THERE AIN'T NO 10 00:00:10,352 --> 00:00:11,541 PLAN B WE TWEAK 11 00:00:11,541 --> 00:00:12,700 ONE THING THEN THE 12 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:13,987 PANEL STARTS TO CHOKE 13 00:00:13,997 --> 00:00:15,239 API TAPS OUT LIKE 14 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:16,300 IT'S SOME KIND OF 15 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,438 JOKE RATE LIMIT HITS 16 00:00:17,438 --> 00:00:18,450 FAST IF YOU BLINK 17 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:19,734 OR BREATHE WRONG THEN 18 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:20,588 CLOUDFLARE THROWS A TANTRUM 19 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,547 AND THE WHOLE THING 20 00:00:21,547 --> 00:00:22,916 STALLS ON SPIN THAT 21 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:24,323 WHEEL WATCH THE MINUTES 22 00:00:24,323 --> 00:00:26,323 DIE ANOTHER TIMEOUT ANOTHER 23 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:28,175 CANNED REPLY YOU CALL 24 00:00:28,175 --> 00:00:29,355 THAT SERVICE YOU CALL 25 00:00:29,355 --> 00:00:30,381 THAT CONTROL FEELS LIKE 26 00:00:30,381 --> 00:00:31,214 WE RENT OUR OWN 27 00:00:31,214 --> 00:00:32,467 SERVER FROM A TOLL 28 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:33,904 ROAD SOUL NITRADO IS 29 00:00:33,904 --> 00:00:34,993 A CUNT SAY IT 30 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,170 LOUD SAY IT PLAIN 31 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:37,177 GATE ON THE HIGHWAY 32 00:00:37,177 --> 00:00:38,490 CHARGING DOUBLE FOR THE 33 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:39,989 PAIN DAYZ ON CONSOLE 34 00:00:39,989 --> 00:00:41,357 LOCKED BEHIND ONE DOOR 35 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:42,313 AND EVERY DAMN DELAY 36 00:00:42,323 --> 00:00:43,487 JUST MAKES US HATE 37 00:00:43,487 --> 00:00:44,897 IT MORE NITRADO IS 38 00:00:44,897 --> 00:00:46,084 A CUNT WITH A 39 00:00:46,084 --> 00:00:47,222 QUEUE AND A SHRUG 40 00:00:47,232 --> 00:00:48,525 RATE LIMIT CLOUDFLARE WRAPPED 41 00:00:48,535 --> 00:00:49,536 UP LIKE A BUG 42 00:00:49,546 --> 00:00:50,400 WE'RE TRYING TO RUN 43 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:51,422 A WORLD YOU'RE JUST 44 00:00:51,432 --> 00:00:52,719 BLOCKING THE WAY LET 45 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,070 THE ADMINS BREATHE AND 46 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:55,830 GET OUT OF DAYZ 47 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,235 NEED STATUS NEED LOGS 48 00:00:57,245 --> 00:00:58,410 NEED A SIMPLE REQUEST 49 00:00:58,420 --> 00:00:59,871 BUT THE API FOLDS 50 00:00:59,871 --> 00:01:01,147 BEFORE IT PASSES THE 51 00:01:01,147 --> 00:01:02,507 TEST NOT HAMMERING THE 52 00:01:02,507 --> 00:01:04,249 THING JUST TRYING TO 53 00:01:04,249 --> 00:01:05,210 AUTOMATE YET IT SNAPS 54 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:06,331 SHUT QUICK LIKE A 55 00:01:06,331 --> 00:01:07,860 PARANOID GATE THEN CLOUDFLARE 56 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:08,792 STEPS IN LIKE A 57 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:09,843 BOUNCER AT THE BAR 58 00:01:09,853 --> 00:01:10,883 SAYING PROVE THAT YOU'RE 59 00:01:10,893 --> 00:01:11,735 HUMAN THOUGH IT KNOWS 60 00:01:11,745 --> 00:01:12,653 WHO WE ARE SO 61 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:13,824 THE TOOLS ALL LAG 62 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,000 AND THE RESTARTS DRIFT 63 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,179 LATE WHILE THE PLAYERS 64 00:01:16,189 --> 00:01:17,593 BLAME US AND ABANDON 65 00:01:17,593 --> 00:01:19,290 THE STATE DELAY 66 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:20,790 DENY THROTTLE REPEAT 67 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,100 CONSOLE COMMUNITIES DRAGGED THROUGH 68 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,770 THE STREET DELAY 69 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,270 DENY THROTTLE REPEAT 70 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,560 YOU BUILT THE BOTTLENECK 71 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:28,883 THEN CALLED IT ELITE 72 00:01:28,893 --> 00:01:30,058 IF YOU OWN THE 73 00:01:30,068 --> 00:01:31,141 LANE AT LEAST PAVE 74 00:01:31,141 --> 00:01:32,404 THE ROAD DON'T CALL 75 00:01:32,404 --> 00:01:33,715 IT SUPPORT WHEN THE 76 00:01:33,725 --> 00:01:34,953 WHOLE THING'S SLOWED WE 77 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,284 DON'T WANT MAGIC JUST 78 00:01:36,284 --> 00:01:37,571 STABLE AND FAIR LESS 79 00:01:37,571 --> 00:01:38,689 WALLS IN THE STACK 80 00:01:38,689 --> 00:01:39,968 LESS SMOKE IN THE 81 00:01:39,968 --> 00:01:41,139 AIR NITRADO IS A 82 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:42,172 CUNT SAY IT LOUD 83 00:01:42,182 --> 00:01:43,257 SAY IT PLAIN GATE 84 00:01:43,257 --> 00:01:44,387 ON THE HIGHWAY CHARGING 85 00:01:44,387 --> 00:01:45,650 DOUBLE FOR THE PAIN 86 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,209 DAYZ ON CONSOLE LOCKED 87 00:01:47,219 --> 00:01:48,358 BEHIND ONE DOOR AND 88 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,070 EVERY DAMN DELAY 89 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:49,722 JUST MAKES US 90 00:01:49,722 --> 00:01:50,300 HATE IT MORE 91 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:51,675 NITRADO IS A CUNT 92 00:01:51,675 --> 00:01:52,503 SAY IT LOUD 93 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,375 SAY IT PLAIN 94 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,568 GATE ON THE HIGHWAY 95 00:01:54,568 --> 00:01:56,220 CHARGING DOUBLE FOR THE PAIN 96 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:57,886 DAYZ ON CONSOLE LOCKED 97 00:01:57,896 --> 00:01:59,114 BEHIND ONE DOOR AND 98 00:01:59,114 --> 00:01:59,874 EVERY DAMN DELAY 99 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:00,571 JUST MAKES US 100 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:01,189 HATE IT MORE 101 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,575 NITRADO IS A CUNT 102 00:02:02,575 --> 00:02:03,403 SAY IT LOUD 103 00:02:03,413 --> 00:02:04,275 SAY IT PLAIN 104 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:05,468 GATE ON THE HIGHWAY 105 00:02:05,468 --> 00:02:07,120 CHARGING DOUBLE FOR THE PAIN 106 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:08,786 DAYZ ON CONSOLE LOCKED 107 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,014 BEHIND ONE DOOR AND 108 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:10,774 EVERY DAMN DELAY 109 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:11,471 JUST MAKES US 110 00:02:11,471 --> 00:02:12,089 HATE IT MORE