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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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HERE HE COMES WITH

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THE KEYBOARD GLOW,

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TYPING LIKE SOMEBODY

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KICKED HIS DOOR,

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MEANWHILE HE'S LAUGHING ON

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THE FUCKING FLOOR.

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YOU SEND “HEY MATE,”

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HE SENDS “WHAT?”

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TWO LITTLE WORDS AND IT

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SOUNDS LIKE A SHOT.

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NO SMILEY FACE,

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NO SUGAR COAT,

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COLD-ASS TEXT LIKE

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A RANSOM NOTE.

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YOU THINK HE'S MAD,

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YOU THINK YOU'RE DONE,

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HE'S SITTING THERE HAVING

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A HEAP OF FUN.

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MESSAGE LIKE DOOM, ATTITUDE GRIM,

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PROBABLY GRINNING WHILE

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YOU'RE BLAMING HIM.

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DON'T READ THE TONE,

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DON'T CALL THE COPS,

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THAT'S JUST SOUL AND

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THE WAY HE TALKS.

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EVERY SENTENCE LANDS LIKE

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“FUCK RIGHT OFF,”

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EVEN WHEN HE'S BEING

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NICE AS FUCK.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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HE'S A CUNT IN

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THE CHAT ROOM.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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BUT HE'S LAUGHING WHILE

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HE TYPES TO YOU.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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RESTING BITCHFACE COMING THROUGH.

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IF THE MESSAGE SOUNDS

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LIKE “FUCK YOU, MATE,”

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HE PROBABLY MEANS

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“YEAH, ALL GOOD.”

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CLICK-CLICK, SEND-SEND,

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THERE HE FUCKING GOES AGAIN.

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NO “HAHA,” NO LITTLE HEART,

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JUST A SENTENCE LIKE

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A POISONED DART.

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CLICK-CLICK, SEND-SEND,

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EVERYONE ASSUMES THE END.

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SOUL SAYS “NAH,

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I'M FUCKING FINE,”

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THAT'S JUST HOW THE

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BASTARD WRITES ONLINE.

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ASK HIM SOMETHING SIMPLE,

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GET A LINE

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THAT READS LIKE YOU'VE

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COMMITTED A CRIME.

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“YEP.”

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“SURE.”

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“THAT'S FINE.”

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“DO IT.”

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NOW YOU'RE THINKING, “WHAT

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THE FUCK WAS THAT?”

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YOU START REREADING EVERY WORD,

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“WAS THAT HOSTILE?

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WAS THAT ABSURD?”

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MEANWHILE SOUL'S GOT TEARS

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IN HIS EYES

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LAUGHING AT SOME

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STUPID SHIT ONLINE.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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HE'S A CUNT IN

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THE CHAT ROOM.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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BUT HE'S LAUGHING WHILE

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HE TYPES TO YOU.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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RESTING BITCHFACE COMING THROUGH.

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IF THE MESSAGE SOUNDS

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LIKE “FUCK YOU, MATE,”

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HE PROBABLY MEANS

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“YEAH, ALL GOOD.”

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SOUL!

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WHY YOU SOUND

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SO FUCKING MAD?

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“I'M NOT.”

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SOUL!

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DID WE DO SOMETHING BAD?

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“NOPE.”

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SOUL!

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THEN WHY'D YOU TYPE

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IT LIKE THAT?

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“I TYPED A FUCKING SENTENCE,

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WHAT THE FUCK DO

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YOU WANT FROM THAT?”

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HE'LL ANSWER EVERY QUESTION STRAIGHT,

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NO DANCING ROUND IT,

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NO FAKE DEBATE.

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HE DOESN'T MIND,

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HE DOESN'T CARE,

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BUT EVERY REPLY STILL

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HAS THAT GLARE.

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PEOPLE BRACE WHEN

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THE TYPING STARTS,

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LIKE “HERE WE GO,

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HE'S TEARING US APART.”

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THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER

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HE DROPS “LOL”

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AND EVERYBODY GOES, “OH...

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THAT'S JUST SOUL.”

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MAYBE IT'S PUNCTUATION,

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MAYBE LACK OF DECORATION,

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EVERY HARMLESS OBSERVATION

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SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING CONDEMNATION.

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BEHIND THE SCREEN

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THERE'S NO ATTACK,

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HE'S SMILING, LEANING BACK.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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HE'S A CUNT IN

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THE CHAT ROOM.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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BUT HE'S LAUGHING WHILE

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HE TYPES TO YOU.

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SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL,

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RESTING BITCHFACE COMING THROUGH.

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IF THE MESSAGE SOUNDS

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LIKE “FUCK YOU, MATE,”

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HE PROBABLY MEANS

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“YEAH, ALL GOOD.”

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“ARE YOU MAD?”

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NO.

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“ARE YOU SURE?”

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YEP.

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“WHY DO YOU SOUND

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LIKE A CUNT?”

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APPARENTLY

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THAT'S JUST MY FUCKING FONT.

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APPARENTLY THAT'S JUST

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MY FUCKING FONT.