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COUNSEL ME

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I HIT SUBMIT

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YOU HIT IGNORE

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NOW I'M KNOCKING ON

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A COURTROOM DOOR

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I'VE GOT A FOLDER

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FULL OF WE

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REVIEWED YOUR REPORT

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A THOUSAND POLITE WAYS

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TO DODGE SUPPORT

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EVERY LINK STAYS LIVE

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EVERY LIE STAYS FED

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WHILE I'M STUCK REFRESHING

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THE SAME DEAD THREAD

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ONE SITE SAYS

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CONTEXT ONE SAYS

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NOT OUR LANE

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ONE SAYS APPEAL THEN

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GHOSTS ME AGAIN

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I PLAY BY

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THE RULES I

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BRING THE PROOF

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YOU HAND ME

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A SCRIPT AND

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CALL IT TRUTH

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MEANWHILE MATHEW KEEPS PUSHING

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THE SMEAR ON REPEAT

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AND THE CROWD PILES

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ON LIKE IT'S FREE

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TO BE MEAN

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I'M NOT ASKING

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FOR MIRACLES I'M

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ASKING FOR ACTION

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NOT A SHRUG IN

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A SUIT NOT

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A CHECKBOX REACTION

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CAUSE I'M IN TOO

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DEEP YEAH I

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CAN'T DIY THIS

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I NEED A LAWYER

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WHO CAN CUT

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THROUGH THE SILENCE

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NOT FOR DRAMA NOT

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FOR CLOUT NOT A

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THREAT IN A TWEET

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I NEED COUNSEL I

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NEED TEETH I NEED

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FEET ON THE STREET

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YOU CAN CLOSE MY

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TICKET YOU CAN

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HIDE BEHIND SCREENS

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BUT YOU LEFT THE

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DAMAGE WHERE EVERYBODY SEES

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I'M IN TOO

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DEEP AND I'M

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DONE BEING POLITE

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I NEED A

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DEFAMATION LAWYER TO

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MAKE THIS RIGHT

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TRUSTPILOT SMILES WHILE THE

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STARS GET BENT

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REDDIT KEEPS IT PINNED

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LIKE A PUNISHMENT

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DISCORD SAYS REPORT IT

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THEN IT'S BACK

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IN THE FEED

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META PLAYS STATUE WHILE

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THE POSTS GET FREED

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AUTO-MOD HALO HUMAN

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HELP GONE

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EVERYTHING PENDING TILL THE

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WEEK ROLLS ON

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AND AFTER THAT SAME-IP

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CLIP WENT WIDE

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FUNNY HOW THE

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SITE GOT SANITIZED

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AI-SUPPORT BADGE VANISHED OVERNIGHT

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THEN A DOT-COM

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MIRROR TO MIMIC

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THE DOT-CO LIGHT

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SAME LOOK NEW

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COAT TRYING TO

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BLUR WHAT'S TRUE

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LIKE A COSTUME

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FIXES WHAT THE

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RECEIPTS CAN DO

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LITTLE SKAMI WINK IN

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THE BACKGROUND NOISE

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LIKE A BAITED HOOK

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FOR THE LOUDEST BOYS

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CAUSE I'M IN TOO

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DEEP YEAH I

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CAN'T DIY THIS

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I NEED A LAWYER

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WHO CAN CUT

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THROUGH THE SILENCE

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NOT FOR DRAMA NOT

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FOR CLOUT NOT A

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THREAT IN A TWEET

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I NEED COUNSEL I

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NEED TEETH I NEED

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FEET ON THE STREET

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YOU CAN CLOSE MY

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TICKET YOU CAN

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HIDE BEHIND SCREENS

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BUT YOU LEFT THE

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DAMAGE WHERE EVERYBODY SEES

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I'M IN TOO

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DEEP AND I'M

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DONE BEING POLITE

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I NEED A

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DEFAMATION LAWYER TO

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MAKE THIS RIGHT

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I TRIED THE FORMS

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I TRIED THE FLAGS

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I TRIED THE CALM

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I TRIED THE FACTS

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IF YOUR SAFETY IS

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A SLOGAN YOU SELL

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THEN SAY IT

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WITH ACTION NOT

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A TEMPLATE SPELL

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I'M ONE PERSON ONE

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BUSINESS ONE NAME

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ON THE LINE

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AND YOU'RE A WALL

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OF PORTALS WASTING TIME

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SO IF YOU'RE OUT

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THERE AND YOU

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KNOW THE PATH

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IF YOU'VE GOT THE

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SKILL TO TURN

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PROOF INTO MATH

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I'M ASKING STRAIGHT

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NO TOUGH-GUY DISGUISE

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HELP ME HIRE A

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LAWYER HELP ME

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DRAW THE LINE

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CAUSE I'M IN TOO

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DEEP YEAH I

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CAN'T DIY THIS

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I NEED A LAWYER

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WHO CAN CUT

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THROUGH THE SILENCE

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NOT FOR DRAMA NOT

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FOR CLOUT NOT A

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THREAT IN A TWEET

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I NEED COUNSEL I

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NEED TEETH I NEED

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FEET ON THE STREET

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YOU CAN CLOSE MY

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TICKET YOU CAN

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HIDE BEHIND SCREENS

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BUT YOU LEFT THE

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DAMAGE WHERE EVERYBODY SEES

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I'M IN TOO

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DEEP AND I'M

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DONE BEING POLITE

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I NEED A

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DEFAMATION LAWYER TO

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MAKE THIS RIGHT

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STOP PASSING THE BUCK

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STOP CALLING IT FINE

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IF YOU WON'T CLEAN

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IT UP THEN I'LL

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DRAW THE LINE