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SHUT THE FUCK UP,

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MAN-ASS BABY.

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FOUR WORDS IN, WE'RE

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DOING GREAT.

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DIDN'T READ, JUST HIT

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REPLY.

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GUESS THE FACTS CAN

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FUCKING WAIT.

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LINK GOES BLUE, EYES

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GO GLAZED.

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DATES LINE UP, THEY

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CHANGE THE PHRASE.

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BLOCK HIM, MUTE HIM,

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CLOSE THE CHAT.

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COOL TRICK, HOW'S THAT

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CHANGE OF FACT?

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HOME GETS DROPPED, FAMILY

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NAME.

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NEW ACCOUNT, SAME TIRED

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GAME.

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POINT THAT OUT AND

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SOMEHOW, WOW, I'M THE

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FUCKING PROBLEM NOW.

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SKIP, SHRUG, SCROLL, THAT'S

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THE WHOLE PROTOCOL.

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READ, NOPE, THINK, NOPE.

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HIT ME WITH THE

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LINE WE KNOW.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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READ ONE LINE, THEN

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STEAL THE SHOW.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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KIDS GET DRAGGED IN,

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BLOCK AND GO.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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FACTS STACK HIGH, CONCERN

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STAYS LOW.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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SAME DUMB DANCE, SAME

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STATUS QUO.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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CALL THE COPS, OH,

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CHEERS FOR THAT.

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YOU CRACK THE CASE

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IN HALF A CHAT.

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FUNNY THING, IT'S WRITTEN

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THERE.

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REPORTS, COMPLAINTS, THE WHOLE

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AFFAIR.

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BUT READING TAKES A

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LITTLE TIME.

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SARCASM FITS IN HALF

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A LINE.

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THEN COMES WHY STILL

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BRING IT UP?

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MATE, BECAUSE IT STILL

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TURNS UP.

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NEW ACCOUNT, LOG IT.

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FAKE NAME, CLOCK IT.

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POST GETS CHANGED, SCREENSHOT,

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LOCK IT.

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THEN SOME HERO JOINS

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THE PLOT.

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WHY NOT JUST IGNORE

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THE LOT?

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MATE, I WOULD, GLADLY.

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IMMEDIATELY TELL HIM TO

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STOP GIVING ME MATERIAL.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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HOME EXPOSED, JUST LET

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IT GO.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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ALREADY REPORTED, CALL THEM

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THOUGH.

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COOL STORY, COOL STORY,

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WE DON'T CARE, BRO.

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PHOTOS, THREATS, EH, WHO

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WOULD KNOW?

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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ANYTHING BUT READ WHAT

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THE TIMELINE SHOWS.

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CALL IT BEEF, MAKE

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EVERYTHING CUTE.

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TWO BOT OWNERS IN

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SOME DUMB DISPUTE.

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DOES COMPETITION NEED MY

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ADDRESS?

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DOES IT NEED MY

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KIDS DRAGGED THROUGH THIS

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MESS?

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THEIR PHOTOS KEPT, THEIR

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DETAILS USED.

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FAKE REVIEWS AND NAMES

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CONFUSED.

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THREATS ROLL IN, ACCOUNTS

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RESPAWN.

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THEN SOMEHOW I'M TOLD,

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MATE, MOVE ON.

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RIGHT, SURE, NOTHING STRANGE

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AT ALL.

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JUST YEARS OF SHIT

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WITH THE DISCORD LOGO

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ON THE WALL.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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SAY IT FAST AND

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MAKE IT SMALL.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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IF WE LAUGH IT

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DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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DON'T LOOK CLOSE, JUST

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KEEP IT CASUAL.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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APATHY DRESSED UP AS

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RATIONAL.

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TWO, FIVE, NINE, ZERO

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EVIDENCE ITEMS.

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TOO MUCH READING, COOL.

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TWO, SIX, FOUR, TWO

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SOURCE RECORDS.

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STILL DON'T CARE, COOL.

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FIVE, OH, NINE, DOCUMENT

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DAYS, ANCIENT HISTORY, COOL.

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TWENTY, TWENTY TO TWENTY,

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TWENTY-SIX, BUT ME

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MENTIONING IT.

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NOW THAT'S THE CRISIS,

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NICE.

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I WANT THE FOLDER

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EMPTY, I WANT NOTHING

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NEW.

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NO FRESH ACCOUNT AT

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HALF PAST TWO.

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NO SCREENSHOT, NO THREAT,

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NO NAME TO TRACE.

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NO PRIVATE DETAIL THROWN

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BACK IN MY FACE.

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ONE DEAD QUIET MONTH,

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MADE BEAUTIFUL.

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ARCHIVE CLOSED, FUCKING WONDERFUL.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE

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THOUGH.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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DROP THE FAKE CONCERN

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AND LET IT SHOW.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO

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HELP, JUST DON'T REWRITE

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IT.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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YOUR BOREDOM DOESN'T FUCKING

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NULLIFY IT.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP,

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MAN-ASS BABY.

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STILL YOUR STRONGEST EVIDENCE

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LATELY.

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I'LL STOP KEEPING RECEIPTS

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WHEN THERE'S NOTHING NEW

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TO SHOW.

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TILL THEN.

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COOL STORY, WE DON'T

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CARE, BRO.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP,

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MAN-ASS BABY.